Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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Thatās just nuts.
If it has horns, look for the udder one.
It will flipper you off
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But this makes sense, because I speak Cat-onese, while she speaks Meow-ndarin.
Well,that completely threw me!
Without laughter...
A well hung jury
He said "I got 99 problems, but a twitch ain't one"
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